The Plight of Bert and Ernie -- the Final Word

Yesterday evening the breaking news was the Bert and Ernie MIGHT be a gay couple.

There was a lot of deliberation about it and today at noon the verdict was in.

Bert and Ernie have no sexual orientation.  They are puppets.

I have to laugh --  if it wasn't so disturbing to think about what our society is coming to, it might be funny.

Hopefully Bert and Ernie -- or Bernie -- are out of the limelight now and can go peacefully their own way.

Sheesh.